KELONG TRIP!!!!!

YOz, i'm finally able to find time to blog! And it's going to be all about retreat! And not forgetting my lesbian's partner 18th birthday!!!!

Saturday, YEC RETREAT!!!
So it was a morning i woke up to check the sbs transit website to find out the bus i can take to get myself to THE BLOODY CHANGI JETTY! And i was late! Errr... yeah, shall let the photos do the talking!

Fareez sleeping...


Slacking around on da boat... 1.5hours of boat ride leh! Crazy~

Mmmm.... As you see... Bernice & Sharon!

That's Rezal, reading the newspaper!

HAHAHA... Look like they just had a fight!

Let's not forget the uncle...

KELONG!!!!!

WAH!!!!! WE REACHED... LIKE FINALLY!!!! Don't feel very well though 'coz the boat was rather bumpy due to the pork chop waves! YAY, BUT KELONG LEH... HOW COOL!!!! Living in the midst of seas.... MAN, REALLY DAMN ZAI!!!!

Weeeeee!!!!! I got this desire to build my own kelong lah!!!!!

WELCOME TO KELONG!!!!!!! That's Alvin, by the way! x)

Michael!

Sleeping area!

Settled down.... x)

OUR LUNCH - NASI LEMAK FROM SINGAPORE!!!!

MAKAN TIME!!! x)

I remembered myself laughing at Ken when he almost (or did he) spill da nasi lemak on da table... HAHAHA!!!

OMG OMG OMG!!!! FISHES!!!! They used that to feed the fishes that they reared.

You see those small small white dots? The fishes were biting the nets, trying to escape... according to Alvin.

There-there, i zoom-ed in! >.<

See the peep using the long net to grab them all up... OMG DAMN PAINFUL LOR... YUCKS!!!!

SO... yeah, Rezal took this shot. HAHAHA!!! I'm the one wearing da PINK CAP! x)

HAHAHA, he took a shot of Hyder eating... The Nasi Lemak tasted damn YUMMY!!!!

DA ROOF!!!! Freaking steady leh... roof won't get blown away!!! x)

Damn like resort, right? And you can smell the saltish sea water and fellow human beings! And yeah, we tried FISHING!!!!

They rear fish under the kelong... DAMN BLOOOODY BIG BIG FISH HOR... Later i show you!

SEE DA KIDS DAMN CURIOUS TO SEE HOW BIG THE FISH IS!!!

The uncle damn zai lor... can see the fish swimming in the water... i don't see a single thing!

Michael tried but he failed the first time!!!

SEE DA FISH FLAPPING WHEN IT'S OUT OF WATER!!!! STILL ALIVE!!!

I TRIED FISHING TOO!!!!

OMG OUCH................... Let's just move on to the next one *can't bear to see*

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OMG OMG OMG THIS BABY SO CUTE, RIGHT?!?! She's the most lazy and cute baby i've ever seen lah!!!!!

random...

The uncle will cut the fish into three than use the parts as bait to fish the fishes that he has reared!

SEE DA BB!!!!! DAMN CUTE DA BB!!!!!! I like the way she lazes throughout the stay...

Uncle taking the hook out from the mouth of the fish... There was this fish the whole intestine got hooked out 'coz it swallowed the hoook into it's belly then the uncle removed it's intestine together with the hook... OMG SO POOR THING LEH... T.T

One more victim.

If i'm not wrong... this could be hyder's turn.

And Sharon's next and she dropped a fish back into the net so the whoe net of fish got alarmed and the uncle got to proceed to another netting for his catch.

If i don't remember wrongely, the the net is about 20 - 30m deep and in each netting reared thousand of fishes. (ACCORDING TO THE UNCLE)

DA TOILET!!!!! *EXCITED*

Nice view... 6 toilets in total!

Just like that lor...

SIMPLE AND EASY!!!! HAHAHA!!!

Another part of the kelong!!!! If i'm not wrong, this part is mobile one... and is dragged by the boat. (MY GUESS)

There... HAHAHA!!! Connected by a wooden bridge.

Special hor... The logs as da pillar.... i think they are stuck right deep into the sea beds...

OOOOO DOGGIES SHOO-SHOOO!!!!

Their catch!

FISH, FISH, FISH ALIVE!!!! I think those in the red bags are clams, or mussles??/

Feeding the fishes with those small small catch...

Catching their catch!!!

Well, trying to adjust my lens... x)

The main objective of this retreat... MEETING!!!

MEETNG!

MEETING!!!!!

AND ENDLESS MEETING!!!!!!!

Started at 2pm, ended at 6pm?

JUSTIN LOOKING RATHER RETARDED.

MICHAEL....

OMG BRNICE CAUGHT FAREEZ SCRATCHING HIS BELLY AND ASK ME TO SNAP IT LAH!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OMG!!!!!! *CANNOT SEE*

DINNER TIME!!!!!

EH? Still talking...

Everyone's in their own world, already.

*STRETCH*

OOOOOO THEY SET THE TABLE!!!!

CHILLI!!!!!

REZAL SERVING US CHILLI AND HE FINISHED UP DA SOY SAUCE LAH... AND THE WAY HE OI?? AFTER SEEING HIMSELF EMPTYING THE SOY SAUCE WAS DAMN BLOOOODY FUNNY!!!!!

DA FISH... DAMN FRESH WOR!!!! We had steamboat, fish, noodles, malt prawns, pepper crab for dinner!!! Was an ultra enjoyable dinner and i just can't stop laughing at Rezal and Justin...

Errr... 'coz... HAHAHAHA!!!! Just imagine them hugging each other to sleep 'coz it's going to be ultra cold at night? HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! The rest seriously can't stand me 'coz i just can't stop laughing... YOU JUST IMAGINE!!!!

Halfway the dining, we were interrupted by mister sun! He said bye bye!!!!!

The birds also going home... VIEW WAS OOOOOOOOO NICE! x)

I guess it was cool 'coz it ain't stormy... i can't imagine how frightening it could be if it's pouring heavily and da wind blowing so hard that you think the world's going to fall apart especially in the midst of the sea!!!!

A BIG TABLE FULL OF FOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!

I FINISHED MINE... ATE A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOTS!!!! We're just typical Singaporeans... CRABS LOVER!!!!!

AND IT WAS K-SINGING AFTER DINNER!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! ALL DA OLDIES THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SING!!!!!!! I ONLY CAN SING MAMA MIA'S SONG... HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

My job was sorting out the disc!!!! HAHAHA, 'coz all of them were dumped anyhow!!! And i just got the urge to sort them all back to the correct casing when i see them all SO MESSED UP!!!

Played with the LAZY BABY a bit... SHE ONLY LIKES SURIANI AND HYDER!!!!!!! She was damn reluctant to let me carry her... >.<>.<

The night's SUPER peaceful...

There was this part, Bernice and I decided to moon-tan. She had her giu giu stuffed into her jacket and OMG BLOOOOODY FUNNY!!!!!! SERIOUSLY BERNICE DAMN FUNNY!!!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!! And i also retardedly stuffed giu giu into my jacket!!! If got chance, i'll post the photos up let you guys see!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHA!!!!

MICHAEL ALSO SUPER FUNNY!!!!! 'coz it was super dark... you can't see anything OUTSIDE. We just sit out there for the cool wind and da damn bloody nice ambience. And Michael started his craps. HAHAHAA!!!! What... errr... spread your arms? take a step out... up front there's something solid to step on... haiya, the way he said it was sooooooo bloody funny i laughed till my stomach ached.

Another part of the kelong...

SUPPER WAS BBQ!!!!!!!!!

Michael was da master chef!!!!!

OMGOMGOMG!!!!! YUMMY WINGS!!!!!!

THIS IS BERNICE WITH HER FACE FILLED WITH FACIAL SOAP!!! HAHAHAHA!!! CUTE, RIGHT!!! FUNNY ALSO LOR!!! AND THE BEST THING WAS... SHE WAS SOOOOOOOO WILLING TO LET ME TAKE A PHOTO OF HER!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

My last photo... BRUSH TEETH! Yeah took it 'coz i took a photo of Bernice washing her face!

After which, i went to bath 'coz i wanted to experience the CHILLYYYYYYYYYNESSSSS!!!!!! And i thought i would shiver while bathing but it was actually better than those cold shower i had in the morning... THE SHOWER WAS DAMN SHIOK LOR!!!! And i thought i'm really a true Singaporean! HAHAHA... 'coz i only used a bucket full of water to bath!!! Yeah, ain't we taught since young to conserve water? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

After which, took out my yaya for a breather and hug it while watching the telly with everyone else!!!! Watched halfway... the girls decided to sleep and i joined the guys to play mahjong!!!!!! Yeah, with Alvin, Ken and Justin... initially, i don't know how to CHI and PONG then only try to ZI MO? Then, they taught me how and i just keep eating Alvin's tile. And justin was seriously blaming me not letting him eat any tiles... HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I only won once... Ken and Alvin keep winning... THEY WERE PROs LAH!!!! You look at how they play... Justin and I are noobs.

Mahjong-ed till 4pm and i was soooooooooooooooo OMG DRAINED. So we stopped and stayed there watch da stars blink!!!!! I had loads of fun gazing at the sky filled with STARS at night!!!!!!!!!! There so many!!!!! SO MANY!!!!! SO BIG AND BRIGHT!!!! And the night was soooooooooooooooooo cold and peaceful... You really think you can just put out your hands, reach out to the sky and pick a star or two!!!!!!!! OMG, I WANT TO GO AGAIN, MAN!!!!!!!!! SLEPT AT THE 'BALCONY' and had my legs up on the railings... the sea level was OOOOOOO HIGH!!!! You can just touch it with your feets man... HAHAHA!!!

Mmmm, i think i dozed off looking at the stars and woke up shivering... so i hug my yaya, dragged myself into the house and dropped dead on the mattress... *SHIVERS-SHIVERS* HAHAHA, and i don't know why i smiled before sleeping i think 'coz i thought of how Rezal and Justin will hug together when they feel cold? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GAY.

Oh and GIU GIU WOKE ME UP!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!! I was damn shocked to see giu giu jumping on me. bernice lah! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Then, she took a photo of yaya and giu giu!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! And then, this lazy baby came and i put my yaya beside her and bernice and i just can't stop laughing at them!!!!!!! MY YAYA IS OF THE SAME SIZE AS HER!!!! AND YAYA'S HEAD IS LIKE TWO TIMES BIGGER THAN HER HEAD!!!! The baby was damn shock to see it beside her... and gave that WTH IS THIS THING loook!!!!! OMG!!!!!! JOKE OF THE DAY, MAN!!!!!!!!!

Brused teeth and ate seafood porridge. Gobbled down three bowls wors! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! DAMN NICE LAH and luckily Bernice reminded me that i might throw up if i eat too much during the boat ride back to Singapore. SLEPT THROUGHOUT THE RIDE... journey back was PEACEFUL. Waves ain't choppy... SMOOTH! x)

Eh, said bye bye to the rest and took a bus home!!!!!! And then, it was another hectic day... i think i'll find time to blog about it, man!!!!! x)

Sayonara!

Ciao!